By ass slap - 11/08/2013 15:35 - United States - Broomall

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Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
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thrifting 18

You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.

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Jst4kicks 16

lmao thats what sucks about chillin with girls you arnt tooo comfy around with. . my stomach hurts all the time from holdin farts

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jw90 18

Common reaction. Happens all the time.

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Zebediabolical 39

You know that now she has to raise the stakes, right? The next time you slap her ass she's going to poop on your hand.

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kasmol 16

I may be wrong, but I don't think that is the way to play stink finger.

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damn_all 22

If she didnt smack you for slapping her ass then I take it as a sign she likes you as well. So I would not worry about it.

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mattorama 15

I would have said "Careful honey, I could have taken your hand off!"

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SweetasCandy0609 28

so she got you back and then you instantly got her back by farting on her hand I guess it's her turn again.

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arsenicalhumor 30

Ah, the fartamone's.. Wait.. That can't be right.

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