By ass slap - 11/08/2013 15:35 - United States - Broomall

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Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML
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thrifting 18

You can never really truly love someone until you've broken the unspoken fart barrier.

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aklm15 14

Well, I hope you know her well and she didn't really care. :P.

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vinayj009 5

Who knows...maybe she has a fart fetish-

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

"Oh yeah big boy, fart all over my body. Yes stink on me, stink on me so loud!" Seems legit.

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EpicSquishii 21

59- I've copied and pasted your comment and relayed it to three people. Thank you so much for making me cry laughing.

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etishuman22 32

Don't you know holding in your farts can make you spontaneously combust? You should be thanking her for helping you relieve the pressure!!

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mikey38654 3

That comment makes you awesome, IMO. Lol!

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WildWonder808 14

Haha that's unfortunate but shit happens. I wouldn't slap her ass anytime soon though

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Xotoolyxo 16

Hopefully she has a great sense of humor, laugh it off

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darwinism 30

Just be thankful it wasnt a shart. She will get over it, or just ask her to block your ass with her thumb next time.

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perdix 29

Revenge is a dish best served gassy.

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justingug76 14

Im sure she wasnt too gassed by that guesture and that you totally "blew" that one.

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