By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

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Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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cuponoodles34 10

At least he's polite. I imagine him saying this in a souther, olden time accent? Yes?

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RedPillSucks 31

thank you sir, may I have another?

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lexieB2014 19

I would have laughed that sounds funny

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

that's kind of kinky...

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ronski 41

A bit of fun in the bedroom is good

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Kitsi 14

I said YDI because you refer to your partner as "he" and the guy refers to you as ma'am. If you were just having a little fun with your bf/fiance. whatever, good. If you were having sex with a stranger, YDI and be smarter in the future. Far too dangerous to be promiscuous. USA is literally number 1 in STDs.

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