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By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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rofdoc 14

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

What a gentleman!

User57777 13

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

Did you give him permission?

Comments

PokemonLove993 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:42

at least he asked first :) that was very nice of him

viagradoesntwork 7

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:48

At least he has manners. His parents raised him well

red_headforlife 15

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:52

That's actually kind of cute :)

LONERANGER44 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:52

He has our permission to climax.

xNephilim 18

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:53

I think that's kinda cute...

hurley12 30

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:05

I'd say no, get out

pedinhuh 23

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:06

You girls can find anything to complain about, huh?

FMLkaiiden 8

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:18

Marry him, he's awesome

brandonlee09 5

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:47

At least he asked

olpally 32

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:54

Who is he? Mr. Rogers??? Lol. Cum on...

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