Intimacy: Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Spicy

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

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By evelynn - 20/05/2010 06:25 - France

Spicy

Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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You deserved it 5 019

By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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You deserved it 8 222

Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Spicy

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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You deserved it 7 113

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Spicy

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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You deserved it 4 935

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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You deserved it 3 432

By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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rofdoc 14

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

What a gentleman!

User57777 13

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

Did you give him permission?

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madnessyoucanhum 4

Monday 14 January 2013 23:37

Ever think that he's a submissive type? That would explain the asking. That's what subs do, especially when they are part of the lifestyle (BDSM). Voice of experience.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 14 January 2013 23:48

Yeah, as *cough* someone who's like this himself, that was my first guess as to what's going on here.

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Monday 14 January 2013 23:43

Who is 'he' ?

CrazyChickens721 5

Monday 14 January 2013 23:44

Him: Permission to climax ma'am? Her: Permission to cum aboard sir? o___o

seacadet 18

Monday 14 January 2013 23:46

Well then Major, stop ******* the enlisted men!

eveadamsnyc 2

Monday 14 January 2013 23:46

That's awesome!

KaiCer0 8

Monday 14 January 2013 23:51

Well give the man permission then!

fadingaway 17

Monday 14 January 2013 23:52

That's adorable.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 14 January 2013 23:57

Saying weird things during sex seems to be a trend for FMLs these days, I gotta get in on this bandwagon! All I need is someone to have sex with...

giuby 18

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:12

Your profile picture might be giving you a suggestion..

berryblizzard 11

Monday 14 January 2013 23:59

Okay so he's a sweetheart. Your problem with that is?

FameNFortune 12

Tuesday 15 January 2013 0:08

He's legendary .

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Today, I am so sick and tired of watching my brother get everything he wants in life from being a bastard. He does everything I would consider bad and it’s made him rich and successful. I try and be a good person and all it got me is fired, and in danger of losing my car and house. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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Just kidding!

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Today, while working at my new job at a surgery center, I noticed how odd it was that the room began to smell like fried chicken. I thought it smelt pretty good, until I learned it was actually the smell of someone getting their ear cauterized. I enjoyed the smell of someone's burning ear flesh. FML

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Today, at work, I dropped a heavy block of lead on my hand. On my hunt for ice, I had to tell my manager - who told her manager, who told the chief - in the end, the whole department found out and they made me fill in two long-arsed incident reports. I had to fill them in myself with my busted up hand. FML

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Today, my wife made me feel like an asshole for not leaving work to come home because she wasn't feeling good. I'm working at a jobsite 1.5 hours away from home, plus my vehicle wasn't at the jobsite either. FML

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Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML

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Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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