By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Spicy
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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simoncat 11

Tell him: "No, Private Privates, stand down and commence with the oral festivities, until told otherwise." Then make him salute.

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Kizeree 2

My guy has to request permission to climax, or he gets into big trouble. Sub males make great lovers.

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jburd 2

I feel sorry for your man. You must be as dry as a unsalted saltine. Boring lovers are the worst! Next time let your eyes roll back and say launch sequence activated. Or permission granted, all hands on deck and start thrusting like your life depended on it!

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candiighal1121 14

Dude there is nothing wrong with that! Thats shit is hot! Role play go along with it!

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Vidimus 13

How is this an "FML?" He was being polite, albeit in an odd way. Consider yourself lucky, OP.

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80zChyld 2

I think its a bit kinky & cute... you must be boring in bed.

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