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By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 17:58 - United States - Arlington

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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rofdoc 14

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

What a gentleman!

User57777 13

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

Did you give him permission?

Comments

picturescrazy 24

Tuesday 15 January 2013 6:27

All guys need to do that ;) Lucky you, OP!

fatty222 1

Tuesday 15 January 2013 6:41

R u old as hell??

EvilUndead 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 7:05

Military roleplay, perhaps? Could be fun. Ask which rank he thinks you are.

irainkoolaid 6

Tuesday 15 January 2013 7:15

I'm totally doing this next time

KociaQ 30

Tuesday 15 January 2013 8:34

Someone has been reading more then only "Fifty shades of..."

rahrah27 10

Tuesday 15 January 2013 11:43

I don't see why this is an FML, I'd love that!

1crabbygirl 10

Tuesday 15 January 2013 11:51

A psychoanalyst would have a field day with the initial phrasing on this one...

Autocorrected 11

Tuesday 15 January 2013 12:18

This is the funniest FML i have read.

Flesheatinmonkey 3

Tuesday 15 January 2013 14:13

Er mer gerd derts herlerious

dangousity 21

Tuesday 15 January 2013 17:44

Lol your so awful he asked permission to end it

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