Transportation: Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By HateTheBus - 18/03/2019 02:00

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By rocks_hurt - 16/08/2018 13:00

Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML

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Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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Saltime 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:52

Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.

sciencekidster1 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:58

My bus driver offered me some pot today

Comments

deviable 9

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:04

Asssssssss.

NomOnShroomz 14

Thursday 22 September 2011 21:55

^Dumbassssss

FrostHeart 36

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:04

Damn... Aren't buses like 15 ft high?

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:32

What the hell does that have to do with this FML? The bus could be 30 feet high with steps 2 feet above ground.

johnnyolivares 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 14:14

He was in the bus not on top of it...

alex6946 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:04

lol xD it was fun to imagine that (:

christyxbee 15

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:05

At least you didn't fall into a pile of dog shit or something gross like that. Chin up! :D

tennisrapper1 14

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:06

If he was not stupid, he would've checked up on you at least. Forget about him anyways, as I said he probably has no brain.

boredblonde 17

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:07

When he gets in an accident you'll get the last laugh.

alex6946 10

Friday 23 September 2011 2:16

that wouldnt be funny :(

Snookie85 19

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:09

Did ya break your nose? That's so rude of the driver!!

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:09

In voice of douchebagis modernis, aka people who wear aviators, have fake tans, pouty lips, love Jersey Shore, and own tight clothes: Don't trip, bro. Don't trip.