Miscellaneous: Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people...

By idonthavelice - 28/02/2010 13:44 - China

Today, while I was standing in the elevator with a few people I just met when I moved in yesterday, I felt something fall on my hair and dusted it off. It was a cockroach. None of them will come within a 1m distance to me now, because they all think I've got lice. Welcome to the building! FML

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Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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By mac - 27/01/2014 14:40 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

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By EastOneTen - 06/10/2012 07:28 - United States

Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML

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By CockroachCluster - 02/06/2018 01:30

Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 05:35 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2020 23:00

Today, at about 3:30 a.m. I awoke to the feeling of something dropping on my head. Startled, I turned on the light. It was a gigantic cockroach. I thought I'd killed it, but when I went to collect the body it was gone. I'm too scared to sleep. Even my dog now refuses to be in the bedroom. FML

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By Annonymous - 18/10/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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By TheRoad42 - 20/08/2013 12:54 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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ilg4evr 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 20:07

I don't think losing them as "friends" is that big of a loss. If they think cockroaches are headlice then they're morons.

Brey1013 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:04

Lice is the plural for louse. one louse, many lice. Nice command of the English language you got there Junolee...

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shellie123 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:32

CooLbEAnS1096 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:37

why would they think u have lice cuz a cockroach fell on u? sounds like your neighbors are pricks.

chux4w 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:44

I don't blame them, you have some giant lice!

Oreogasm 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:49

roaches creep the crap out of me. all bugs do. just thinking about them makes me cringe, let alone have one living in my hair. you should shave your head or cut it short, TC. that way, they won't live be living on your head or give anyone reason for think so.

ghostwitch1863 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:56

lice... cockroaches... it's all nasty and now so are you.

thundercats29 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:59

Idiots. Cockroaches are an inch or two big. A louse is about .5mm big.

monkeypaw 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:12

i think she meant that she felt something fall into her hair, so she started to shake it out and scratching, almost as if she had lice?

blueeyes24 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:52

Agreed at least that's the way I understood it. Of course if that happened to me I would be buying out of that lease asap! FYL for where you live... screw the new neighbors!