By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

It happens to the... um... what was I saying... Damn, I forgot.

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bonezisme 0

nice sounds like short term hit you bad

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bieberliscious2 0

are you talking to me? or the retard who wrote this?

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GabbyCharityM 0

Well, apparantly you are already stupid because smoking weed everyday kills brain cells.

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HahaYDI 0

Alright, well go ahead and find me a source. Good luck.

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GabbyCharityM 0

I dont need a source. Any idiot knows carbon monoxide kills brain cells. Apparantly you're not any idiot. You're the biggest one.

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docscientist 9

I'm fairly sure that carbon monoxide kils brain cells when it saturates the binding sites in hemoglobin starving you of oxygen. I'm not sure you can smoke enough weed to be starved of oxygen.

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guitarspro 0

505 actually it's not because you would pass out before you could smoke enough.

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Waltman217 0

yeah it actually does.

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paradiseisland01 0

well then you got your answer , smoking weed is never the answer.

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Zalandia 0

it really doesn't. op was prolly smoking weed while doing it, and one of the side effects is short term memory loss. and it doesn't make you stupid. both of my sisters have been smoking since they were freshmen. one graduated with a 5.0. other graduated with a 3.7. good fight though

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Flounder 2

I'm so sick of people blaming the drug instead of the way it's used. My mom has a glass or two of wine with dinner, does that mean she's a drunk? Since I've started smoking weed daily, I've made the dean's list continually, and just finished up the hardest semester I've EVER had (71 assignments, 14 exams, and 36 pages of papers in SEVEN WEEKS) with a 3.79. Weed has helped me focus on and consider things in ways I never did before, and there is a marked improvement - academically, socially, financially, and professionally - from the version of myself that was straight edge and self-righteous to the version of myself that smoked two bowls a day. The people who demonize weed are the dumbest people ever, although they are followed closely by the people who smoke weed and then continue to pretend that pot's the reason they're ******* retarded.

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_rockaholic_ 0

181 - yes, your mother is a drunk Good point tho

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brianjman14 22

Holy shit that's a lot. I can't really smoke because my older brother and parents watch over me now since I've been caught once. My parents think "illegal = automatically wrong" and my brother is even worse than that. Once my brother goes off to college after this summer, I might be able to smoke more and in my house. I actually focus better when I smoke. The reason I don't do that well in some subjects in school is because I CAN'T focus and I'm lazy, but weed would help me, but no one understands. :( EDIT: 191 - Actually, no it doesn't. Having two glasses of wine with dinner =/= alcoholic.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Brianjman - wouldn't it depend on whether the mother felt like she 'needed' the alcohol to get through her day? I realize it's only two glasses at dinner, but some people feel that they need it to wind down after work or whatever.

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monnanon 13

@181 I hate to break it to you pal but if you require something to get your through normal life or require it as part of a routine then you are an addict. Demonising weed may be stupid but championing as some wonder drug is worse. You could have done just as well this year without weed but you'll never know.

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docscientist 9

207 - It does help relieve stress in one of the most benign manners possible though.

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steveakafranxy 7

Let's say, hypothetically, that weed really does help you focus. With all of the drawbacks of smoking, is it really worth it? I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, but you have to ask yourself if you really want to take the risk. And to all you people calling people stupid for smoking, while I agree with your viewpoint on weed, you'll never get through to them like that.

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marcxikk 0

weed is as bad as smoking but can be worse when laced with other stuff. my dad had a brain aneurism because of smoking so it is a legitimate reason. also it probably helps focus because without it u keep thinking about it showing the physical dependence u have for it...

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monnanon 13

@207 so does meditation and its nowhere near as expensive :)

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MissJessica92 0

I couldn't agree more! it's helped me focus so much more and my grades, which were already pretty good, have improved as has my concentration. Definitely helps your mind open to new possibilities

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budd28 0

speak the truth ... yess everyone should listen to this person

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brianjman14 22

Wow, that's a new one. I've never heard of the lie about weed making you sterile. I've heard of it "messing up your genetics" but not sterile. Doesn't matter to me though, because I'm gay. :)

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RainbowHeadache 2

I forgot what I was saying mid sentence since before I smoked weed. I was always told I have a "high" personality. OP it's like blondes who try to prove they're not dumb. You always fail in the end even if you are smart you do something to make people think otherwise. haha

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