Transportation: Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car...

By backwardsinlife - 05/10/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML

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By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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Joe2794 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:12

You're an idiot.

frenchyboy 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:27

what she meant is why would the person in front be in reverse.. there is no ******* reason to be in reverse in a drive THROUGH... faaaaake

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im_a_dinosaur 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:07

hahaha nice going retard

mushrooms_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:07

I have to agree with Meteor on this one. #55, you're a moron. You jumped into the conversation unprovoked, and used her HAIR as your basis for argument - that makes you a complete idiot. Her hair had nothing to do with anything, nor did you. Really, take her advice and drink poison before you dumb down the earth anymore.

Meteor_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:10

Ah, Intoxicunt, they must be idiots if the straws they grasp at are my curse words and hair. They probably do defend him, they're probably just like him.

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:15

Yeah. I almost laughed at how pathetic that person's comment was. "zomg, lyk, get a betrr harecutt". Fail. I think guys like RetardedBuddy and co. are just trying to act like they are better than women because they no they will never really understand us. They can't get a woman or please the one they have, so they insult them.

Meteor_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:18

Exactly, lmao I bet they drive big trucks to overcompensate for their inability to satisy a woman (or their presumed inability...like you said, they probably can't get one).

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:20

And don't forget, carry a big gun. Ah, overcompensating chauvinists. They really restore my faith in humanity... -Sigh-

Meteor_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:23

Ah yes, how could I forget the big gun? People like them make me believe the movie "Idiocracy" is a foresight into the future.

drmetabolism 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 6:01

Like Oogway says "one often meets his destiny on the path he takes to avoid it". I learn so much from Kung Fu Panda :)

Jebadiah 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 6:47

wtf? you cant just ASSume(sorry i just had to do that because of plexico lol :-)) stuff and besides smarts doesnt have to do with gender it has to do with education, experience, and mistakes seriously im 13 years old and im smarter than you