Transportation: Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car...

By backwardsinlife - 05/10/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML

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By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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Joe2794 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:12

You're an idiot.

frenchyboy 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:27

what she meant is why would the person in front be in reverse.. there is no ******* reason to be in reverse in a drive THROUGH... faaaaake

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tropicthunder 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 8:26

I just read all 72 comments. It was really amusing haha ^^

ruth4 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 9:02

YDI YDI YDI.. it was NOT her reverse lights.. it was her parking lights.. learn the difference. Most people who care about their car maintence, put's their car in park if it's going to be ideling for any period of time like stoplights and drive throughs. Not even an "old" person would put it in reverse when parked. Learn something about a car before you get behind the wheel.

boarder700 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:34

How do you know if it wasn't her reverse lights? At least in America, parking lights come on when you turn them on, not when put your car in park. Besides, parking lights are red and reverse lights are white. Lastly, why would people who care about car maintenance put their car in park? It does nothing good for the car. Leaving it in drive actually opens more of the transmission up to fluid and lubrication so if anything it is better to leave it in gear. Why don't you learn something about life and just shut up.

noshitsherlock 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 10:31

OMG YOU DESERVE IT YOU IDIOT. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE. The EXACT thing happened to my brother at Del Taco. (Really.) The uninsured assholes sped off into the 'hood, and my brother lost them.

plexico 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 13:48

Meteor, my scroll wheel has melted! ;) Earlier you hassled me for getting into long back-and-forth exchanges, but know I see you in one! I guess if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. It's addictive, isn't it? It's like that potato chip commercial: Lay's, I bet you get eat just one. FML comments are a lot like Lay's!

HotSauce_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 17:41

gg retard

clusterfungus 3

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:16

YDI for eating at Taco Bell.

gir321 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:02

Hahaha, I really give skylinediver props. I mean all he/she said was "lol get a better hair cut" (which I would like to point out that he/she didn't use any stupid spelling like 'betrr' or 'zomg'. That was just your dumbass trying to make fun of someone and failing at it) and you busted a nut over it. All you really needed was to saywas that they were stupid for bringing appearence into it, everything else is just funny. I'm just going out on a limb to guess this, but you don't have a life, do you? Sitting here freaking the **** out over what, one dude saying to get your hair cut. lol. It's really pathetic. Now, I have to go and get ready for my date. We're going to see Whip It and go find a dress for me to wear to our school ball. This is what people with a life do. Try it.

FMYLIFEsince1993 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:40

wow, what a stupid false assumption. YDI don't do this again...

HatesLifeAlot 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:04

YDI For leaving it in reverse.

TysonFawlay 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:20

Stop going on and on about "chauvinism", women drive terribly bad more often than men. And don't give me the "BUT STATISTICS", it's different, and I'll explain why: Men are retarded and over confident more often than women drivers (Stupid blondes dont drive, they're busy slutting around), and just fails miserably at that end instead. Women just dont drive well. And no, this isn't true for every woman, or every man. So don't even try to go there. Also don't call me an idiot. Probability dictates I'm most likely more intelligent than you, and even if I'm not, I'm still hardly an idiot. These aren't facts, because you can't make facts out of these data. These are just generalisation. The mistake made by the poster of the FML is awfully retarded and dumb. Due to the nature of the incident, I'd guess it was a woman, except a woman probably wouldn't think an old lady sucks so much at driving. That's a mans prejudice.