Love: Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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Gold digger

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Moscow

Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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Sunday 30 October 2011 15:52

Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.

sydie5 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:53

What did you see in him again...?

Comments

rockinbecca2 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:30

#1 I was going to say the same thing..... Just dump his ass!!

Alexisthebestest 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:55

Why would you dump him over that? That's just ******* stupid.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 30 October 2011 20:42

How is that stupid??? The ************ is abusive!

Alexisthebestest 16

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:50

How is it abusive?

mason_sweat 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:30

That sucks but that's pretty hilarious, I do that kind of stuff with my friends all the time :P

KayZeep 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:31

He sounds like a funny guy, actually. You're lucky.

lainzilla 14

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:34

If he has redeeming features that would make you actually want to stay with him, talk it over with him. If not then there's nothing keeping you together; dump the MFer already.

grands138 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:35

Next time, with your most sincerest voice, loudly say, "Oh shoot. I picked up the wrong size condoms by mistake. Would you mind go switching these mediums for smalls?"

MagicGiraffe 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:37

FML hates you doesn't it

evilplatypus 38

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:37

You may want to consider leaving your BF, OP. The need to embarrass people in public is a form of psychological abuse.

Holyloki 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:39

Ahah! This guy's funny! I see from the different comments that people don't really like being embarassed in public - but you have to admit it must be one of the greatest IRL troll!