Miscellaneous: Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched...

By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By fmlfmboyfriendah - 13/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Idontgivedamn 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:52

He probably doesn't mean it to be mean, he's trying to be a funny in dumb/cute way.

gildedmuse 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:25

I am almost positive that saying things like, "I'd rather date a girl who was a little fatter" as if it's a negative is exactly the sort of thing that makes girls wonder, "Wait, am I fat?" constantly.

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kombucha_fml 8

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:02

I'm a woman and I think it's funny :D

Vaistin 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:02

That's pretty hilarious

Erock5718 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:04

boohoo im a girl with body issues. christ will you just get the **** over it.

Averizzle 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:05

Why are comments getting deleted?

PandaFlavoured 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:12

Because people just post things like "FIRST!"

Kazze 31

Friday 20 March 2015 18:39

Because some people are complete assholes.

Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:06

Sounds like the perfect opportunity to remind him that he, like you, lives in a "glass house" which is why you've refrained from throwing rocks about his receding hairline, his ugly toes, ski-jump nose, or other physical flaw of his.

hobobuster 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:06

Your boyfriend is awesome. You should be dropping to your knees and thanking him for allowing some bright humour into your life. Innuendo time! Go!

Jimbo2000 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:12

My girlfriend would laugh about something like that. But then again, she is not a stuck up little bitch

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:13

Either it's not too bad or he's a plumpa humpa, because he still likes stuffin' the muffin.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:47

No competition here. Perdix FTW OP unless you normally wear a corset, he saw the muffin top before you got in bed with him and either didn't care or actually liked it. Stop bitching because you have a bf that likes your plump arse and thinks you have self-confidence and a sense of humour.

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 22:12

I'd fight against your comment, but you seem to be imaginary O_O

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 19:52

*laughs and rubs hands together while everyone wonders why ajjas is talking to himself* Excellent, excellent...

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:16

Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers till I talked to your daddy, he say He said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"