Love: Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me,...

By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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You deserved it 7 308

By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD

woahcomments 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

compliment fail.

Comments

xClarkGable 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:02

Your boyfriend doesn't suck, he probably just has a hard time expressing himself. I agree that he probably meant to use the word 'compliment' instead of 'help'.

BillieJ 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:24

Oh, you know what he meant, he just had poor word choice.

fatalscape 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:14

lol. he has no tact. he is probably the type of guy will tell you exactly what he means and you wont do anything about it. he obviously knows your not going anywhere if all you did was post on this site. gl with that. facebookthis.mybrute.com

mylamesauce 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:13

i don't think this is an fml?i agree with 16, he just didn't know how to word it.in any case, be thankful you have nice eyes =p

JMania 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:37

Case of deliberate misinterpreting in order to come up with an FML to put up here.

rukusrazor 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:04

Sometimes we don't think things through perfectly when we compliment, I'm sure that's what was intended. Quite reading so much into nothing.

MOL_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:08

I like your boyfriend :P

livlifelaugh7 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:50

back off he's mine;) haha

mlif_iilwafyog 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:32

it helps your face, but it doesn't mean your face sucked to begin with duh~ he just phrased it wrong

MakinBacon 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:48

I don't get it. Is he saying that your eyes and the rest of your face look really good together? If so, that doesn't sound like an FML. Could someone please explain this for me?

losergirl 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:04

hahahaa nice. He should have stopped talking while he was ahead [: #30, he was saying that her eyes helped her face look pretty. Not that they went really good together, that her face was ugly but her eyes weren't.