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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By aspiemeanswell - 05/11/2014 18:49 - Germany - Rudolstadt

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML

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By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD

woahcomments 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

compliment fail.

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nothingatall_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:18

holy crap!! fails

OMGosh_S2 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 10:24

#41 Ya true that could be what he means

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Saturday 11 April 2009 13:10

that looks like something i would do ._.

Dave010897 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:00

none of these r ******* FMLs

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Saturday 11 April 2009 16:34

#38: the point is that he obviously mean to say it as a complIment.

Alex_DeLarge 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:59

yo fault, for being insulted by a compliment

mattmag 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:10

he just worded it wrong. give him a break and accept his compliment.

Floridaguy81 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:05

Hahahahahahahaha. He just doesn't know how to word his compliments the right way, that's all.

VooDooXII 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:02

He needs to learn some proper wording...hahahaha. Poor guy probably meant that "they compliment your face."

organized_chaos 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:01

wow, he has a way with words

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