By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 143
You deserved it 1 900

Same thing different taste

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you make them sound like evil genius', also I hope your stings get better, try holding some folded kitchen towel soaked in cold water on them.

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Next time don't bee so stingy and hire someone to mow for you, then you can relax and hive a nice day. I would have swarm my ass off if those little buggers tried to attack me, that sounds painful.

the_enigma1019 1

Oh they do know, and they are coming for you, and then for the world...... I should stop watching cheesy monster movie shouldn't I?

Just let the mower run out of gas and stop on its own.

perdix 29

'cause hornets hate to see gasoline get wasted, I guess?

God damn hippies! But it's ok, cuz Cartman has a plan to kill them all!

Go to home depot and buy the hornet killing spray that shots up to a distance of 27 ft so you don't have to be in contact with them. I wish you all the best and good luck killing these quitters.

iTsbSkuLLy 8

..... Dude, trust me. They know.

No!!! No!!! 'Prey' scared the shit out of me. *goes to corner with plushy and sucks on thumb* Nano-bots.... Evil. >_

honeybadgerDG2S 2

Don't most mowers have a dead man lever, so if you trip going up a hill the mower won't slide back into you. Or did you zip tie yours?

I was hoping someone would say this. Has no one ever mowed a lawn with a push mower before? Or am I asking the wrong generation?

Actualy I have a push mower with a deadman a lever on it, when you let go of it the engine cuts off.

Now is your chance! Use your powers of hypnotism and take control of them! Use them to conquer the world! Wait that doesn't work...

It doesn't work! What?! Awwww man!!!! I had a whole plan that consisted of bears, fish, a stuffed animal, a blanket, and hypnosis to take over the world!!!!! I will make it work! I will!!!!!

Phishhed44 2

Try a wet teabag on the stings, and a shoulder launched mini nuke for the nest like on Starship Troopers? ;D