By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
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ArmadilloW 6

you make them sound like evil genius', also I hope your stings get better, try holding some folded kitchen towel soaked in cold water on them.

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ZetaBarrie 5

How did you find time to post this?

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Shrike 23

WTF?! He's stuck inside while the thing slowly runs dry. Why wouldn't he have time to post this?

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holyshitbatman 20

funny there was one almost exactly like this a month or two ago...

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night72 1

Dress up like their queen and tell them to fight to the death for you!

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superrocket19 17

Hornets hate to see wasted gas i guess but wow at least u didn't get murdered by em'

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snafu63 0

I am completely and utterly confused by the last 2 sentences in this post.

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MrT302 4

And to think all those hornets sat there on the mower while the nest attacked

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PhishloverA 14

Maybe the hornets will team up and start riding/pushing it therefore mowing the grass for you. See? Many people hate hornets because they're afraid they'll get stung but they're actually helpful

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