By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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WeAreAHurricane 14

He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)

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chels1994 11

I would have called him on it

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cntryiscntrywide 0

or... he might want to jack off.... easier clean up?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah, you don't want to start a cumfire in the woods.

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suavesuave 2

Maybe he jerks off in condoms.. It's a thing

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cntryiscntrywide 0

he might want to jack off... keep rain and dirt out of his barrel, or use them on fat black prostitutes and leave them in the woods for kids to use as balloons.. there's obviously a lot of explanations.. so not really an FML

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KiddNYC1O 20

They're actually penis zip quilts.

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BadSuerte 0

Tell him that he should wear those often because he's a dick. (:

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redmnky21 8

he's just planning on becomming "one" with nature ^_~

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jshsmith1995 0

If they're unlubricated hell probably use them to waterproof small electronic items if he needs to, they can be a lifesaver

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