By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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WeAreAHurricane 14

He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)

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undrglass 2

Sometimes they put condoms on the ends of guns invade it's wet out to keep the barrel dry.

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bizarre_ftw 21

44,45,46 Wow, a fail sandwich

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bizarre_ftw 21

Hey it must've been moderated

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LadyLexi 0

Hm...hunting my ass...for the G-spot maybe :P

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tweetbaby14 18

Yes, they will be hunting for ass; yours could be on their list.

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bizarre_ftw 21

The male g-spot is in the ass The female one is in the vag What are you saying exactly? Because right now your pic is misleading

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mrbuckeye 2

You are hot though I'll give you that...

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d10cat 0

If you were 18 I'd find yours for u

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roseXthorns 8

It seems that everyone assumes that he will cheat with another girl, but usually it's only men that go on hunting trips together. Unless he's gonna **** a tomboy, OP may have to realize that the boyfriend is gay or bi.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Or he's using hunting as a cover story and will be in a hotel for the duration.

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kenshin496 3

In the military they use condoms to cover the muzzles of their rifles to prevent foreign debris from entering... : ) but then again....

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Minecraftering 5

That's why they sell gun "condoms" at hunting stores, so nothing can get in the barrel. He's just using old condoms because 1. It saves money 2. OP doesn't let him use them often enough, gotta use them somehow.

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scottgeo 0

Sounds like he is hunting some pussy for the gun in his pants.

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perdix 29

Are you sure you heard it right? Maybe it was his Anal Hunting Trip. Did he bring along the lube called "Gun Oil?"

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upyourzlolz 11

I had a remarkable experience there! Even though he forgot the oil, my guy certainly cocked my gun and fired me up!

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Person1233 12

This reminds me of the movie "Freddy Got Fingered", which I should add is a beautifully artistic movie that deserved every negative 1 star it got. Gettting "inside" roadkill is just beautiful.

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