By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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WeAreAHurricane 14

He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)

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Daydreemdie 0

Maybe there for you latter ....

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bizarre_ftw 21

O.o I need a grammar nazi o.O

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Braginskyyy 6

27 -- There is absolutely no reason for you to post the same comment twice. Especially if it makes even less sense than the one you posted previously.... Also; There = A direction or place. Their = Belonging to them. They're = A contraction of the words 'they' and 'are' Latter = Of, or being the second or last of a group Later = Subsequently Please try to get it right. At least show some effort.... -.-

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cup_of_squirrels 6

94- You're the man! Teach the children of today to speak proper English!

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bizarre_ftw 21

94 - Yay!!! Thank you!!! *hugs* (the call has been answered) 110 - she's a 13yo girl. This is sad

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perdix 29

He's going hunting for pussy.

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bizarre_ftw 21

What I'd like to know is: how does he plan to bring home and mount his catch on the wall without OP noticing?

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perdix 29

He's going to do the mounting in a cheap motel room and the trophy head is just going to be an awesome memory. Taxidermists hate hunters like this -- they do all the stuffing themselves. Bad for business.

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RedPillSucks 31

we don't mount ******* on the wall. that's what the back seat is for. Hard to mount her on the wall.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Trophy head or maiden head?

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perdix 29

#75 Trophy head. I guess some guys are turned on by the idea of taking a girl's virginity, but most of us want to be with someone who knows what she is doing. I'll take the sublime ********, please.

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perdix 29

#57. That kind of hunting is "catch and release," otherwise known as "hit it and quit it."

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raysfan6006 3

Brokeback Mountain much?

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jaredofmo 22

That is a possibility. "This is a most disturbing development."

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Aimstar101 3

I was wondering when someone would mention bbm!

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Xquisite1 28

He's looking to dick-stab his prey once captured.

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CBlaze93 10

Yeah. he probably keeps it on the barrel of the rifle. Don't want any water getting in there messing it up. I doubt he's cheating on you but I'd check anyways.

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FYLDeep 25

Can you blame him? Rule 1 of hunting is safety first.

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Steve95401 49

I hope the boyfriend doesn't have any other guns lying around. OP might just use one on him.

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mblss220 1

Ever since condoms became condoms people have found other uses for them. Such as water collection and holding(since ww2), or simply putting them over the barrel of their firearms to prevent water intrusion(this has been many a hunters savior and actually dates back hundreds of years when condoms where made of goat intestine). They are not always used for their intended purpose.

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bizarre_ftw 21

And sometimes a cigar is just a cheating bastard

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