Love: Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting... - FML

By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

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Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Spicy

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Spicy

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 18:00

Spicy

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Spicy

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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mnmolino 14

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

Maybe dead animals turn him on?

WeAreAHurricane 14

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)

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mfbeezy11 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:09

Looks like he's going camping in someone else's tent.

erikt94 1

Monday 5 December 2011 4:15

He never did say what he is hunting....

Enigmax2514 7

Monday 5 December 2011 4:20

Moron... That just means for you to get in the car as well... You got to learn the silent language of the strong, silent types XD

Joanlysn 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:26

**********? Lol. But wait are you going with him...?

IamVexatious 0

Monday 5 December 2011 8:48

If op was going too, this would not be a FML

ukrage 1

Monday 5 December 2011 4:30

He's MILF hunting

terrask 11

Monday 5 December 2011 4:34

Condoms = waterproof stuff. Of the percentage that would actually know anything about firearms here, looks like we almost all say it's for debris/waterproofing.

redrumbear 9

Monday 5 December 2011 4:37

Broke back mountain anybody?

Ducks2011 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:39

What happens out in the woods stays in the woods just like vegas.

amishfury 9

Monday 5 December 2011 4:39

he plans on "stuffing" his kill

vcolvin 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:42

Your boyfriend or ex boyfriend?

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