Love: Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting... - FML

By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

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Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

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Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

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Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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Please do it

By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 18:00

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Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

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Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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Faithful

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

Spicy

Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML

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Bad sign

By Filing for divorce - 27/11/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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mnmolino 14

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

Maybe dead animals turn him on?

WeAreAHurricane 14

Monday 5 December 2011 2:12

He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)

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mfbeezy11 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:09

Looks like he's going camping in someone else's tent.

erikt94 1

Monday 5 December 2011 4:15

He never did say what he is hunting....

Enigmax2514 7

Monday 5 December 2011 4:20

Moron... That just means for you to get in the car as well... You got to learn the silent language of the strong, silent types XD

Joanlysn 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:26

**********? Lol. But wait are you going with him...?

IamVexatious 0

Monday 5 December 2011 8:48

If op was going too, this would not be a FML

ukrage 1

Monday 5 December 2011 4:30

He's MILF hunting

terrask 11

Monday 5 December 2011 4:34

Condoms = waterproof stuff. Of the percentage that would actually know anything about firearms here, looks like we almost all say it's for debris/waterproofing.

redrumbear 9

Monday 5 December 2011 4:37

Broke back mountain anybody?

Ducks2011 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:39

What happens out in the woods stays in the woods just like vegas.

amishfury 9

Monday 5 December 2011 4:39

he plans on "stuffing" his kill

vcolvin 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:42

Your boyfriend or ex boyfriend?

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Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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Today, the man I was going on a dinner date with bought me an expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend came and sat with us. Somehow, the subject of getting it on came up. My date then said, "Expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants." FML

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