By pervert - 09/01/2010 06:38 - United States

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Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was on. I think I need to get out more. FML
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Lord_Stubby 2

....over Dora the Explorer or was it just on?! Either way, ew.

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Trooth 13

why did you, an adult (hopefully, have dora the explorer on?!?

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bigd2232 0

u little fag keep that stuff 2 urself

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rawrrgirl 0

what the **** you shouldn't be in fml OR be masturbating if you have kids. ****** sad ****.

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mylifeiscrazi 1

Wow, okay. You really felt the need to share this too. Yes, FYL you need to get out more.

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aMEIzing 0

Haha, number 41 said it. Dora is very motivating... but FYL for not getting some ass.

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Jeff131424 2

ydi for growing up to be year 40 old virgin

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rock_hard 8

he's obviously not a virgin if he has kids. maybe put two and two together until you comment on something.

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seeimdee 0

Wow y'all are dumb! The person just did it to do it. not to their kids or to Dora. and they knew it was wrong. just sayin'

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emilyrosey 0

Dora is a fatass ugly bitch. How you get pleasure from that?

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