Transportation: Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get...

By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By ari - 27/07/2019 20:00

Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML

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Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:16

I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:15

We all get a bit horny sometimes.

Comments

cottoncandyrox 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:00

u looser

gabbster95 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 10:03

Justin Beiber sucks!

sammyderose123 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:11

Not gonna lie...you deserved whatever punishment you got from that

ohhoho 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:14

Busses. Walk. Young people should still be energetic. Get off your fatass, OP.

jakeisawake 3

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:18

Your mom most likely had to take your dumbass home in one car, and wait for your dad to get home, so she could go back to CVS to get the other one. I mean she probably road raged on your ass the entire way home. I think your head deserves a couple slams to the dashboard for you are already a **** tard and there would be no reason not to do this.

ThePillow 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:22

ET, you, are a dumbass.

mitchem 3

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:27

that was literally the worst comeback I have ever read...you can try to be cool and give a non-rage response, but it needs to be a good one, and everything you say is going to be negated by the stupid, generic, self-made bathroom mirror pic. oh look, you tried to spice it up with sunglasses! I hope those 60 watt lightbulbs aren't too bright for you.

TashaLenaKitty 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:28

What are you stupid? I bet even if you didn't run into your mom your dumb ass would have ****** up another way,like getting in an accident or hitting something and denting her car! I agree though like completely, your head does deserve some slams into the dashboard!!