Transportation: Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get...

By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By ari - 27/07/2019 20:00

Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML

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Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:16

I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:15

We all get a bit horny sometimes.

Comments

aeliz 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 1:38

ahemm. wow.

imaBaLIFEGUARD 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 1:40

39- Hahah if this was facebook I so totally would have liked that

CJFeagins 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 1:46

Rage quit?

chetchatter 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 1:57

dumbshit

amypr 20

Wednesday 24 November 2010 1:59

To be fair, this person may have simply misplaced her license. We don't know why she can't legally drive. Having said that, I'm not trying to advocate for the OP; it's still an idiotic move to drive illegally, whatever the circumstances.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:26

Yeah, that, or she might have her license and just doesn't have insurance.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:33

I believe in the states, if you're caught driving without proof of license, you can show it at your court date to get the fine dismissed. I think if OP says that she can't legally drive, it's more serious than not having the card.

amypr 20

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:46

It can be dismissed, but that doesn't make it any more legal. Like I said, I'm not advocating for OP, just pointing out that we don't know the circumstances. Driving illegally isn't cool, but there are definitely circumstances that would make it illegal to drive, yet don't warrant all the, "OMG ur the worst person in the world n deserve to dieeee!!!111! stop endangering every1s lyfe!" type replies. You can have your license taken away for not filing your taxes, and obviously it's not a good idea to drive anyway - but that's not endangering other people's lives any more that legal driving, and it's not anything I would think less of someone for.

DakotaCat 4

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:04

How do you know deserve this?

amazinggbaby 2

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:05

Why would you feel the need to go grocery shopping if your mom was already at the store? Call her for whatever you need, which is probably not as important as safety. If your family doesn't have phones then get one. It's almost a necessity in this day and age.