By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.

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FFML_314 11

We all get a bit horny sometimes.

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Cabbotage 0

you're an idiot. if you had an accident with someone you're uninsured. you would have paid for damage to ther car and yours abd legal costs, fines and all other expenses - thousands and thousands of dollars. you should be banned from driving for ten years. do you know how stupid that is? and you were worried about your Mum finding out. moron

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DudeImBetter 0

This would never happen to me cause my cars horn broke is broken, I have a license, I don't shop at CVS for food, and I'm a dumbass.

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DudeImBetter 0

my cars horn broke is broken*

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FFML_314 11

*comma after me *because *no need for a comma after food Just trying to help out! (:

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FFML_314 11

You think so? -Takes Kay to the backroom-

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DocBastard 38

I'm *so* glad I was already hiding in the cupboard in the back room...

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sourgirl101 28

Cupboard? Why were you in the kitchen?

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FFML_314 11

Doc, you are not an Indian! Get out of the cupboard!

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DudeImBetter 0

what's a ball-surfer? Also it's just because I was faded when I wrote that comment. when I'm faded I can't type for anything. I'm faded right now and this comment even took me a while to write.

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Timbourke_fml 0

Idiot...you could ruin your family if you run over someone...

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cali425 0

Well OP could ruin his/her family financially, in a way. That's the only way it makes sense to me.

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DocBastard 38

This is one of the truest FMLs I've read in a while. Your life is truly ****** because your mother hopefully beat the living shit out of you and then grounded your dumb ass for a year.

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anzie_fml 9

Yeah, but how the heck are you on the Internet? my mom, and probably everyone else's mom, would have taken away all things with Internet or any way to communicate with the rest of the world so that you wouldn't be able to complain to complete strangers. oh, hey, it looks like you didn't get in that big of trouble after all. you must be so freaking spoiled that all you got taken away was your weekly allowance. I bet that broke your poor wittle heart. yea, I am just that harsh. YSFDI

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anzie_fml 9

by the way, I meant to say "I agree, Doc Bastard", then add to what you said...

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

you probably hit the horn with your oversized Neanderthal forehead. dumb ass

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MuchDance90s 0

not really he does not look like a neanderthal at all

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allmidnighteyes 10

You couldn't bend down sideways? There's not a lot of room to bend down forward in the front seat of a car.

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Not_Ever_Telling 3

Dumbass. Just call your mom and ask her to get some food next time.

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Moshgra 0

It looks like the title has possible double meaning. CVS - buy condoms while moms away. whether or not im right YDMore than what you got.

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easwhitey 0

Not allowed to legally drive? That means you either don't have ur lisence or you got it taken away. I'm not sure which is worse. Please stay the hell off the road.

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sallen0046 4

So you stole your parent's car, illegally drove what is essentially an uninsured vehicle (since you don't have a license and can't get car insurance), and gambled with your ability to legally get your license when you're eligible to go to a store you mother was already going to so that you could get junk food. You are a gigantic moron, and deserve to have your license withheld. You don't get to complain about how ****** your life is because you got caught doing something that's not only stupid, but dangerous and illegal. **** your parent's lives for having to put up with your shit.

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