By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.

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FFML_314 11

We all get a bit horny sometimes.

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

twistedsoul, with your grammar, you're in no position to question anyone's intellect.

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

I always read ET's comments when I notice them. Anything coming from a dork like that is bound to be hilarious. Once again, he didn't let me down. gj ET

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chorizo123 0

you guys need to lay off op because first of all he/she(i cant tell im on mobile) probly isnt reading your guyses lectures and come on like you guess never did anything your not soppose to and yeah so what if op is not legally alowed to drive it doesnt mean op doesnt know how and well anyways op hurt no one but still FML because you got caught. :D

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Vayt 2

Talk to us again when you're done with middle school.

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Illyriel 0

#124 - Excuse me? I believe you just said "so what if op is not legally allowed to drive", and I'm awed by your stupidity. I also believe you need to watch the news and learn about what happens to people who drive illegally - this may assist you in staying out of jail if you truly think that things like driving illegally are ok. Sometimes, I just really want to hit you.

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Zebidee 8

#124 - you're a ******* idiot. Get back to me when you've had an entire family of your friends killed in a single accident by someone that wasn't supposed to be on the road.

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slatter 1

I love ets .... before the awful mum joke, it's like he's typing his pause for thought lol

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CakeSlicer 0

Not legally allowed to drive..that's dangerous.

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TurboTalon 0

Every time I stole the car I always had a plan. For example, a birthday card, a friend texting me they were gonna kill themselves, getting the stuff of the grocery list, hospital wristband.

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psychochick29 0

Yea. Cause you made *complete* sense there. Sounds like you are almost as smart as OP.

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xgetxbentx 13

ydi for driving illegally. just be glad it was your mom that saw you and not the cops. had it been the cops you would have gotten a ticket with a large fine, possible probation, and no license until you turn 18

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shoopd 19

Humanity survives because some people can actually get girls AND successfully reproduce. My guess would be that you lack skills in both of those areas.

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