By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.

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FFML_314 11

We all get a bit horny sometimes.

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onikage_666 0

plenty of people drive without their permit, the ops still an idiot, but just because you don't have your liscence docent mean you can't drive safely

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JoshuaXIV 0

You don't steal your mom's car and go to CVS. Come on now :/

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ulicksam 0

You're just a little punk-ass thief, and a stupid one at that. YDI.

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mitchem 3

actually what you were doing can be considered as trolling as it is kinda hard to pick up sarcasm in text. As for the picture comment, it was the easier comment to make as this is the first time I've ever seen you. I could make a comment about you as a person rather than the picture, but as you said, trolls aren't worth it. If you want to seem smart then every sentence should be good, regardless of whom they are intended for.

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st0n333d 0

The true thing everyone here is missing is the fact... Everyone touches them self at night!!! Circle jerk at my place :D

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dealerdon 0

ydi of you were my kid I'd beat your ass for taking my car out oh and smooth move on the horn dum dum

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angiiebaby 0

YDI for driving w/o a license!!! what if you got pulled over or in an accident?? you'd be in some major trouble. dumb ****. -_-

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ladyloo808 0

Before I was legally allowed to drive, I would walk 20-30 minutes in the hottest days of summer to go to the shops if I needed to that badly. I had to walk everywhere because my mum lost her licence for a while but even then I barely ever got driven places. And even now that I have my licence, I don't have my own car so I borrow my auntys', but I ask her every time before I borrow it, because I'm RESPECTFUL, OP. I hope you got the sense knocked straight into you by any means necessary, if you had died I would have nominated you for a Darwin Award just for being so selfish and dumb.

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