Transportation: Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get...

By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By ari - 27/07/2019 20:00

Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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Pain in the neck

By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML

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Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:16

I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:15

We all get a bit horny sometimes.

Comments

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:35

What are you going to do for your next stunt, OP? Steal a plane that you're not qualified to fly, then whine about that on the internet too?

smallsmerry 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:20

only if he/she crashes it and has put thier family in years of debt and are now missing a child in the amazon river.

DiamondBTroll 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:38

you know what I want to hit? never mind, shut up, you touch yourself at night!

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:56

You know it's 2010, right? You can get almost any food delivered! Even some grocery stores deliver! Who the heck buys food at CVS, the drug store? You deserve it for driving illegally! What food does CVS have that you couldn't live without anyway???

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:02

Does CVS even sell food?

MoniV6661 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 7:03

Of course.

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 24 November 2010 7:05

Ummm not really.

MoniV6661 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 7:14

Yes really. I don't know about Your CVS stores, but here they sell a variety of things. Ranging from food to alcohol or school supplies and hair products to the pharmacy and books. It's like a mini market, I guess.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:11

CVS is like a rebranded Walgreens.

vikingunicorn 1

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:51

sweet_candy, don't ask a question and then act like the person to answer you is wrong; if you already knew, there's no need to ask-- that is unless you were just making an excuse to be a bitch.