By underachiever - 20/02/2010 07:29 - Australia

Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML
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jasonsaied 1

where the hell do you guys see unconscious poms?

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repyourcliche 0

oh god, i read "unconscious poms" as "unicorn ****"...

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Ajjas013 6

Humpty Dumpty? Is that you?

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aussie_girl_fml_fml 0

you washed other guests luggage? thats kinda wierd..

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Ajjas013 6

Walrus also make good sexual partners.

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Pearljammer001 0

19 if you don't know what **** is can I kindly suggest you get off the Internet, because you are way, way too young!

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kdinsfrestar 0

It shows what way your mind goes, 19 was asking what pom means...

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The_Disturbed 5

#29, #19 was asking what a poM is, as that's what's said in the FML. Look closely...poM, not ****.

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Sirin_fml 46

I edited it for clarity. "Pom" is a slang term for non-Australian speakers of English.

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aussie_girl_fml_fml 0

So you edited it because Australian/New Zealand people don't count on this site? There's American slang all over this site which I don't understand half the time but LOOK UP in a DICTIONARY......... just saying..

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repyourcliche 0

sirin, we are no longer friends. thanks to your editing, my comment no longer makes sense. i am very disappointed. :( = me.

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Sirin_fml 46

@Aussie_girl: I hope that was sarcasm, otherwise I'd have to say you don't count on this site. Not as anything more than a sentient ass, anyway. I commend you on your efforts to learn American slang, however. @Repyourcliche: 8===-.- ^ ^ ^ ^ Me and you, respectively. NAH, JUST KIDDING, I love you really, and not just for your booze. Yeah... not for that delicious and stupefyingly good booze...

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repyourcliche 0

i'm sorry but i am going to have to blow you apart with the other OP's truck (which is now a tank): ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ █████████████████ ▄▅██████▅▄▃▂ ●█〓██▄▄▄▄▄▄ I AM COMING, BE SCARED.

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Sirin_fml 46

*raises a hand* Your tank is now upside-down and completely helpless to resist my advances. Truly, my Force powers are beyond compare.

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repyourcliche 0

ahhh... you have underestimated my powers, oh great one! first of all, i am going to make you lose the game. :D secondly, if you do not revert the tank i will kill the bunny partially by alcohol poisoning (*cough* your alcohol... obviously not mine *cough*) ----(( ----( -.-) C--|=======> o__(")(") then fully with my crossbow ........ ......../ )===)=O> ......../ ......../ do you want that on your conscience? really, sirin, DO YOU?

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Sirin_fml 46

Oh, you know what? That sounds like such fun. Give me the crossbow and I will take care of the bunny. Never let it be said that FML staffers are fully sane. I also decapitated the bunny for you too; no no, don't thank me. I'm just doing my job.

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repyourcliche 0

How could you? That poor little defenseless bunny :( What had it ever done to you? Exactly, nothing! It's almost like-- Wait a minute, Ted Bundy, is that you?

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Wooddaver 0

oh, OP is an ozzy. no wonder it didn't make any sense when I read it... umm, FYL and find a better job?

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aussie_girl_fml_fml 0

i wonder how many non aussie/kiwi people are wondering what the bloody hell a pom is.... haha

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another_girl 0

I never realised that 'pom' was only Aussie/NZ slang actually. Also, I just noticed our names go together :-p

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