Health: Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog....

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

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Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML

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Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By fmrunning - 25/03/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 22:00

Today, I was standing at our fence welcoming our new neighbors as they moved in. My 85-pound boxer thought it would be a good idea to start sprinting along the fence line so their dog would join in. He crashed into my right knee at full speed. I now have a sprained and/or torn MCL and PCL. FML

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Monday 11 October 2010 9:08

Take pictures of your injury now, in case this goes to court after you've healed. As long as you have a good lawyer, you shouldn't lose. Still, FYL for the hassle and lawyer fees :

FFML_314 11

Monday 11 October 2010 9:11

Buy a tiger and let is loose in her house.

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ricalizzypink 0

Monday 11 October 2010 14:17

That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! She must need money real bad. You would totally win!

Cheapostar 0

Monday 11 October 2010 14:21

What the heck??? In Australia that dog gets the death penalty.

Geiko_fml 0

Monday 11 October 2010 14:36

It won't hold up in court. Take a picture of your injury, you're good. Sister practiced law. Nothing can be done to you.

sneeze_watch 19

Monday 11 October 2010 14:38

Riiight... She can't do that. I was attacked by a dog when I was a kid and they had to have it put down and we sued them for thousands. She's completely deluded if she thinks she can sue YOU for HER dog biting you, on a public street.

iltby 3

Monday 11 October 2010 14:38

That's absolute crap. The woman should be being fined for not properly containing her (aggressive) dog.

sexyscooter 0

Monday 11 October 2010 14:46

ok, file a counter-suite, take pictures of ur injuries, keep the bill for the stiches, go tell animal control that their dog bit you, and i garentee the dog will be put down, u will win your case and they will look like idiots