By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 741
You deserved it 2 796

Same thing different taste

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Take pictures of your injury now, in case this goes to court after you've healed. As long as you have a good lawyer, you shouldn't lose. Still, FYL for the hassle and lawyer fees :

FFML_314 11

Buy a tiger and let is loose in her house.

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Aren't dogs supposed to be put down of they do something like this?

emotional distress? what a ******* idiot

Your neighbor will be laughed out of court. If a dog attacks a random person without being provoked, it is the responsibility of the owner. You on the other hand should either sue or countersue for your medical bills. Maybe even report this to authorities, many areas require aggressive dogs to be put down.

xobarbienickkxo 4

hey kill the ******* dog. i would

pineapplemilda 0

and you think your neighbor would win the case thing?? you sue her dumbfuck!! I bet this is fake!!

Countersue them for your physical injuries.

ydi for being gullible enough to believe she can sue you. have her criminally charged with reckless endangerment, have the dog destroyed, and sue her ass

...Okay, that is never going to work. Report that dog to animal services and see who gets the last laugh.

Either counter-sue - because quite frankly, you deserve it for physical damage to yourself - the dog should have been better controlled. Or report the dog - it will most likely be put down, but if she's got a dog big enough and vicious enough to give someone cause for stitches, and she can't control it, it's probably for the best. After all you could have been a child running past the house, I doubt she'd be suing then.

NavyAvi 0

time to kick some doggy/owner ass