By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
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JackeeDawn 9

There are only two kinds of real honest people in this world; small children and drunk people.

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jackassiddy 8

But isn't that where most people keep their fat? :o

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person961 9

Gotta admit the truth one day, denial will keep you fat.

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perdix 29

"Don't talk to strangers, kid."

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CherryLipBalm 1

Just think of how mortified the mother of the child would have been if you had said that you weren't pregnant... Good thinking, OP.

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IAmJad 18

I hope you were taking that bus to the gym.

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slimshadyfan123 4

That poor lady. I really felt bad for her, and those damn kids deserve the punishment they got

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perdix 29

Well, now that you admitted to us that you are fat, isn't it about time you do something about it?

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challan 19

Make it into a positive Op, that child told you what everyone else was too afraid to say. Cut out the soda, fast food, beer and walk instead of ride the bus!!!

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EternalHatred 3

That's good motivation to get in shape! I recommend biking. :D

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