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By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 181
You deserved it 41 256

Same thing different taste

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Your NEXT awesome facebook status? Yeah, somehow I doubt that you ever actually had anything close to an awesome status. So, what did you make of it? "Chicken and peas for dinner today!!! lol,jk jk, it was actually chicken and carrots!!11!"

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you should be a probe mother, cuz you'll raise a beautiful young daughter who's lucky to have you as a mom

Just a tip, no body is looking at your status going "whoa that guy rocks". I know a few people that only post statuses they've been thinking of all day and any time those people come up you get a "uuugh, that guy.. Wtf everyone knows he's not intelligent why does he try to act like it"

I plan my YouTube videos days in advance, don't worry about it.

randybryant799 20

And you are absolutely right.