Miscellaneous: Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

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By notonthepavement - 15/02/2016 11:04 - United States - Desoto

Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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guitarbeast 22

Friday 30 March 2012 18:43

Nothing like a good **** to the eye, ouch!

WCARlover 34

Friday 30 March 2012 18:50

Commence "****" jokes

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lolcatt 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:53

haha, that sucks! I don't think people realize, but those things hurt!!!! yesterday while playing doubles, my partner smashed the birdie into the back of my head. twice :(

Allstars4242 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:16

Doesn't matter had sex

NegaMe 12

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:42

the poster was either playing badminton or worse, watching badminton being played, so you cant really be sure of that...

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:45

Doesn't matter, totally irrelevant comment about a post that does not even involve sex.

coffee_man900 16

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:39

OP didn't know his Ex's new boyfriend was his opponent. :)

NegaMe 12

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:40

evil ex huh? were you playing against her? also, too many **** jokes in this thread, seriously.

jengers115 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 3:00

so that's what they call it

subversivefreak 2

Saturday 31 March 2012 3:36

She's out of your court now.

GimmeFive 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:00

She did it on purpose

yummcookie 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:21

I guess that made you wink back!

ameliafmlr 7

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:38

That just happened to me I was rushed to the hospital cause I got blood vessel and I was blind for 2 days still getting over it hahaha just two days ago and I'm going to Spain tomorrow morning

Lovebites2011 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:45

That's what you get for watching your ex. Surely, there's better people out there who won't want to leave you.

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