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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

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Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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guitarbeast 22

Friday 30 March 2012 18:43

Nothing like a good **** to the eye, ouch!

WCARlover 34

Friday 30 March 2012 18:50

Commence "****" jokes

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lovepandorasaver 11

Friday 30 March 2012 19:10

Not really fml worthy, the thing weighs almost nothing. Good defense though hehe

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 30 March 2012 19:23

Those things can be hit pretty fast, so it can still hurt when you get hit in the eye.

lovepandorasaver 11

Friday 30 March 2012 19:25

Good point, well you might be able to get it in for old times sake, play the pity card.

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 March 2012 19:10

Was she winking at you with her ****? How the hell does a wink distract you that much?

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Friday 30 March 2012 19:56

If my ex had winking *******, I think I'd have more problems than just a shuttle **** in my eye.

nofearjenshere 12

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:32

Stiffy.

spurlock62 0

Friday 30 March 2012 19:20

Better than the manhood.

Cavebone 5

Friday 30 March 2012 19:26

Is this "dick-eye" number 3?

FoxMulder811 0

Friday 30 March 2012 19:27

Have you considered the possibility that she wasn't winking, but rather trying to say "Hey, close your eye! There is a projectile headed straight for it!" ?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 30 March 2012 19:34

You did notice it afterwards, right?

McNerdyNerd 8

Friday 30 March 2012 19:36

Desperate much? :) she's your ex for a reason..look what she did to your eye! Haha

Birdie_Sage 0

Friday 30 March 2012 19:38

You deserve it...

omzz05 2

Friday 30 March 2012 19:49

That's hilarious

superman369 2

Friday 30 March 2012 19:51

Ydi for playing badminton lol

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