By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
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deathbreadstick 10

I don't get why your first thought was that it was a cockroach.

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eurekaroy 6

Is your house nasty enough that cockroaches get in your bed :/

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ckilla421 0

Agrees with 1. Why in God's name would your first thought be that it's a roach?? Lysol and basic cleaning skills can prevent that, my friend.

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NomOnShroomz 14

No. Not even close. If roaches can survive a nuke Lysol wont do shit.

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SteelCladAngel 0

Boric acid (powder) sprinkled in places where roaches frequent can't kill them I've heard baking soda will too though I've never had to test it.

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daphish 10

This happens to me all the time, but except of cockroaches there scorpions and instead of them being actually a necklace it's actually a scorpion.

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RebekahBrooke 9

are you retarded? I hope so. that would excuse this ridiculous comment. yours all suck. your other one is "first!" so please, for the good of FML, stop commenting.

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zombicidal 11

Haha give him a break he likes bleach so he can't too bad

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foxman47 3

I'm on Rebekah's side. 13's comment is lame

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RebekahBrooke 9

Thank you. :] but all of his are lame. he should stop commenting!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

What's with all you kids thinking you can decide who should stop commenting and who shouldn't? The saddest part is that's it's usually without much reason. Grow up.

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The_Instigator 11

It's better having a broken neckless rather than having cockroach babies on your neck. Nice job playing it safe OP.

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HollyoaksFan93 9

If it was brand new why were you wearing it while you slept? Even if you were just 'resting'

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Enslaved 36

I always take all my jewelry off because I'm unable to sleep with it on. But it's not uncommon for people to leave their's on. New or not. (:

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rhysfucker 24

My wife sleeps with her earrings in all the time. Personal preference.

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Awahso 25

I have been wearing my cross since I was 9. I have never took it off. Sleep,shower,gym,swimming, it stays on

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citymayer 7

I was going to ask why you would immediately think cockroach. Then I saw that you were from australia.

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princess151617 4

Why would to it a cockroach ? Is ur house that gross ?

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BjgUsername 12

Would you have honestly rather have a cockroach on you?

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Wouldn't a necklace feel different than a cockroach? Wouldn't you feel the rest of the necklace resting on your neck, unless, you know, it was a super mutant ninja cockroach.

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