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By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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Saturday 24 September 2011 16:12

I don't get why your first thought was that it was a cockroach.

eurekaroy 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:13

Is your house nasty enough that cockroaches get in your bed :/

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Flamedude101 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:35

eh em Panicked* sorry someone had to say it

Corygerm 9

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:43

you can correct someone online.... your cool.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 24 September 2011 17:32

Didi, I thought most bosses were suppose to have weekends off. (: Not your case, I see. Lol

GrammaticalNazi 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 17:36

32 - as you can now (hopefully) see, you are supposed to correct the FMLs for the mods. Am I cool now?

lauraaaaaa_fml 7

Saturday 24 September 2011 23:09

*you're, not your - get some grammar and spelling lessons before you try and make a witty comment like that. OP, sorry you broke your necklace :( I think if I felt a strange tickle on my neck my first instinct would be that it was some kind of bug too. Though I'd probably just try and brush it off rather than throw it across the room... Also for the moderators, *pieces, not peices in the FML please :)

annagilbert 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:37

really? I posted better FML's and this one got chosen?

lidemocr 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:40

You must have a filthy house if your first thought is a cockroach

Rj93 8

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:41

Aw, that sucks OP, I can relate, exactly the same happened to me, no word of a lie. It's funny, I was in NSW Australia at the time too... Small world.