Transportation: Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an...

By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 17:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By neverdrivingagain - 04/07/2009 02:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last 2 minutes of the journey, I hit a van and messed up the front of my car. FML

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bevsta 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:23

Woah what a bitch!

NeverShoutDana 13

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:23

You have an intense mom

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alejandratx 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:52

That's harsh!!

alejandratx 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:52

That's harsh!!

sara_saturday 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:55

shoulda told her that you weren't worried, she was all the "air bag" you need

kyleryan 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:56

Shit just got real

Chazyj 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:07

Corrrrrr your mum hates you but I didn't know you could turn it off O.o FYL

miyu01 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:10

Next time you see her tell me whatever she just ate or drank had rat poisen in it, to scare her back

miyu01 6

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:12

Oops ment her,

jayemdoubleyou 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:17

That shit is hilarious! Why are you being a bitch to your mom?

sweblyshaun 2

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:18

I only have 2 words to that "HOLY SHIT"

irritatedone 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:29

You guys suck. OP's mom is not a bitch. OP shoulda shut up and not been arguing with mom.

uncookedyew 4

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:45

I agree

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