Transportation: Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an...

By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 17:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By neverdrivingagain - 04/07/2009 02:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last 2 minutes of the journey, I hit a van and messed up the front of my car. FML

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bevsta 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:23

Woah what a bitch!

NeverShoutDana 13

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:23

You have an intense mom

Comments

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:31

That's pretty chilling.

morejuana 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:32

thats awesome, sounds like something my mom would do

NomOnShroomz 14

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:32

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XoXoKaylynXoXo 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:34

You've tested it? Like you've killed people with airbags? Sounds like a fun profession, I'm in.

NomOnShroomz 14

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:52

Fine, you're hired. Just know that it's minimum wage but most people don't do it for the money.

deviable 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:11

That's a myth. Some people might be killed by airbags, but far more die from not having airbags.

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:38

1) I think it's the seat belt + height and other variables you aren't considering that's messing with your data 2) yay!!!!! Killing people for money!!!!!! Now I can turn my hobby into my career!!!! :D the American dream ^_^

ilikeapplejuice 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:33

At least you made it out alive?

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:40

Actually no, she wrote this on her phone 2 seconds after the fact, her mom then ran into a tree 3 seconds after. This was her dying deceleration, the mom's currently in court for man 1. ^_^

Miguelito1582 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:34

Actually, airbags kill 5% of the people who use them... 5% does NOT equal more than 95%. Also, there's a tingling sensation in my anus.

lawlwhut 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:36

Pics or it didn't happen

ejjamael 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:03

lol

SpeakingMyMind 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:15

26 - it happened, trust me (;

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:43

I don't know who you are. I didn't bother to read your comment. I saw your pic. NIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *thumbs up* *cheers* *obnoxious laugh* ^_^

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:45

I bothered to read your comment. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasps for breath*...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD very nice ^_^