Miscellaneous: Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones...

By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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You deserved it 22 471

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 431

You deserved it 58 744

By Cerezo - 22/11/2009 15:39 - Guatemala

Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 993

You deserved it 4 580

Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 451

You deserved it 125

By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 014

You deserved it 20 795

By mississippi123 - 06/08/2012 05:41 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 056

You deserved it 2 561

Toxic people

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 17:30

Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 111

You deserved it 110

By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 088

You deserved it 103 329

Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 020

You deserved it 82 833

Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 864

You deserved it 130

Just stop

By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 993

You deserved it 451

Turtles 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:08

You were riding ...on your car?

FML_FYL_YDI 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:05

#1, it might be the girl's fault she's overweight, but her family should not talk about this fact so cruelly- and laugh at her! Especially with her in the car.

Comments

4dakill 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 11:55

Its Probably GENETIC and they all FAT TOO. F Y and T LIVES for BEING FAT

Sipos 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:02

They almost certainly did it because they knew you were pretending not to be able to hear. Just ignore it. I'm sure you'll meet someone great soon.

DrMorbid 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:14

You TOTALLY deserve it!!! If you wanted to ignore them, you should have put some music in the headphones. No, you didn't. Why? You wanted to be eavesdropping. You deserve every negativeness you heard!

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:54

I'm hoping #130 is right. And to all those people saying 'YDI fatty': I'm so tired of this. Everytime it there's an FML including a fat person that's all you focus on.

olisykes_ 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:38

Boo-*******-hoo. Fat people are disgusting. It's their own fault that they look awful and everyone hates them.

fml_and_gfy 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:05

hahahahahaha!! you know on the news today, they said fat people ard dumber than healthy people!

olisykes_ 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:36

YDI, you stupid fugly fat shit. You want boys to like you? Stop being a lazy **** and EXERCISE. Lay off fatty shit food. And everyone who's defending her, you're probably all fat ***** as well. I'm so sick of disgusting lazy fat people and their stupid "slow metabolism" and "big boned" excuses.

luvcascade 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 18:44

get over yourself and stop being an asshole, how could anyone be so horrible, who cares if someone is fat, leave them alone, oh by the way i'm not fat, i just hate assholes like you :)

Hazy_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:28

Olisykes: 10 bucks you: 1.Are Extremely Overweight 2.Have an oily face complete with zits 3.Saying this to make yourself feel better because you have all of these. My money is on 3.