Miscellaneous: Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones...

By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML

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By Cerezo - 22/11/2009 15:39 - Guatemala

Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By mississippi123 - 06/08/2012 05:41 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

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Toxic people

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 17:30

Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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Just stop

By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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Turtles 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:08

You were riding ...on your car?

FML_FYL_YDI 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:05

#1, it might be the girl's fault she's overweight, but her family should not talk about this fact so cruelly- and laugh at her! Especially with her in the car.

Comments

frenchfry223 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:28

If you're fat it is 100% your fault you are fat. slow metabolism is just an excuse for fat people to feel better about their fatness.

scateice 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 10:47

Yes! Finally! The truth is spoken.

Jennika 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:29

Lol, you're parent's sound like mine.

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:39

Pwnd

Rota 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:44

Lolz lose some weight fatty. YDI

RunZoneFive 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:50

That sucks. I hope they were joking maybe and knew you were listening?

divineinstrument 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:59

I do think you could be right

leushqua 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 8:56

haha, i always do that headphone thing :D

X7AfterlifeA7X 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 9:29

wow apparently my mouse double clicked and made it say both ur life is ****** and ydi, well you did NOT deserve that, thats bullshit, if my parents ever tried tht theyd be dead, sorry you had to hear tht =(

girlnamedkris 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 10:21

ydi fatty

mattmag 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 11:03

lol fatty! I'll probably rapidly gain hundreds of pounds when my metabolism slows, and my perfect eyesight will fade soon too. I'm using every opportunity to make fun of fat and/or blind people while I still can!