By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That is just disgusting...

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Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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Comments

chicharita14 0

My boyfriends done the same thing to me....twice

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ChloeG_fml 9

You must have been pissed off, or may I say pissed ON lol

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mrphychrs 5

nothin wrong with a little golden shower

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hhhwat 0

Just subtly wake him up with a steamer to his chest.

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joker72401 1

It's called a "Cleveland Steamer" and it's when you sh!t on someone's chest, then rub it in with your a$$ cheeks. I have given and gotten one of these. I think I can still smell it. Eeew!

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JasonEP 3

Holy cow! Look you guys it's a duck.

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joker72401 1

No, that's a dumb black bitch trying to kiss the camera...

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bubu93_fml 1

if my x would have done that to me while we were together i would have squeezed his balls

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Bass_Killer69 1

Oh wow, there is no way buddy would even still HAVE a penis if that was me......

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_wraith 15

Oh! That's gross OP. I could only imagine how gross that would be. Maybe just try explaining to him that its not really funny and its disrespectful to you. If he continues despite expressing your feelings about the whole thing, he may not be ready to have a live-in girlfriend yet. Or a girlfriend at all. Either way, that's straight up nasty.

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