By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That is just disgusting...

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Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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Comments

kei1108 13

That is so disrespectful. Is this seriously the person that you want to be with? That doesn't seem like a funny joke in the slightest.

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Sundaysilence05 0

oh fml thanks for giving me ideas to spice things up with the misses

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littlebluepill 1

And you're still with him why?

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pagullarka 9

Come on, no one thinks it was kind of sexy, you are in a shower you can wash up. :)

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FalconWhitaker 20

If you're into golden showers, I suppose, but even if you are, that's not something you just spring onto your partner without prior communication on the subject. After all, just because (general) you like adding piss to your sexual proceedings doesn't mean your partner does and you should check that sort of thing first because it can be a serious deal breaker. ... yes I am being incredibly po-faced about this, shush XD

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inSayne 7

OP, I wish we could have seen the look on your face, you were probably really pissed on-- er, off.

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tom526 10

Immature and nasty. Hope you kicked him in the nuts for that.

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