Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing...

By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

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By ShowerGirl - 30/04/2013 07:54 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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Fortuitous 0

Monday 13 December 2010 23:00

That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 13 December 2010 23:11

More people need to receive notes like these.

Comments

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:00

This obviously didn't happen in South Africa, where the thieves trip over your cat and leave an apologetic note.

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:38

Definately not Doc! This thief is not nearly as polite!

QuitetheDuffles 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:22

it wasn't a robbery, you idiot, it was a burglary. know the difference

largsexy 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:06

Fag there's no difference douch bag

RosiePatosie 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:35

Who cares about what the robber thinks? hahah

TheWaterCarrier 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:45

Haha owned by a thief :P

honey5183 2

Tuesday 14 December 2010 1:35

liar no thief is going to take the time to write a note

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 14 December 2010 2:37

And how would you know?

kalejaxson 5

Tuesday 14 December 2010 1:55

Next time don't leave your front door open while you're showering. Probably the neighbors heard you and decided to teach you a lesson so they would never have to hear you sing again. And then on their way out, they decided to do a little Christmas shopping.