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By unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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By mvgirl - 22/10/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

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By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By failure - 28/06/2009 01:00 - Australia

Today, I was sitting in a park with a friend when a small child approached us. Just as I moved off the bridge to let the kid play, he asked if I'd like to play as the troll under the bridge. I laughed and said, "No thanks!" to which the kid responded, "But there's nobody else ugly enough." FML

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By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:08

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.

missyj0 12

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:06

You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

Comments

lilemmy55 10

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:10

Haha pawned!

superangryandy 2

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:34

Pwned, not pawned, pwned.

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:47

Personally, I prefer saying "owned". It implies less of "person who plays too many video games". Also, I consider pwned a travesty of the English language, along with ROFL, LOL, TL;DR, and "I can haz cheezburgr?!?"

Petronix 5

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:12

Chaaaaarlie!

instnt1nfction 17

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:32

Quick Charlie, grab our tongues

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:21

Bit mehh.

Squirrelx 5

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:13

That kids going places.

LaneDoyleStoleMy 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:29

Ya, straight to unicorn hell is where the kids going! Unicorns hate being mocked. Sometimes I wish I was a unicorn... :(. What do you think Father Unicorn would say of such jesting? Not much. Maybe u messed up kid. Now you're getting impaled for a unicorn eternity. The world is gonna teach him some unicorn karma for sure.