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By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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LouisvilleLuke 10

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:25

That's a bloody shame, mate

SkittlesGoRawr 19

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:25

Oh gosh. I guess you could try either wrapping them in toilet paper or getting a lid for your trashcan.

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juanschwartz 18

Friday 5 September 2014 4:26

TIP: Do NOT put your facial piercing jewelry on while looking into a mirror over a sink. It never ends well.

dolphinninja420 3

Friday 5 September 2014 6:45

I had the same problem.. Except it fell into the toilet..

IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7

Sunday 7 September 2014 5:17

I ******* hate when that happens. I lose the damn things constantly.

ryanbro 8

Monday 8 September 2014 11:14

Jesus Christ I know those feels

isis_morrigan 18

Thursday 11 September 2014 10:08

I hate that! it's pure torture trying to change my Monroe piercing, especially the internally threaded ones! and to make it even more exciting, I'm quite shaky, and my nails are long. it's like pin the tail on the donkey!

tanabanana13 14

Friday 12 September 2014 8:52

Roll them up in toilet paper or maxi pad wrappers! It helps keep the bathroom from getting that nasty fishy smell. Plus, bloody pads are so gross to look at. Not to mention embarrassing if you plan to share your bathroom with the family or guests.