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By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 16:00

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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LouisvilleLuke 10

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:25

That's a bloody shame, mate

SkittlesGoRawr 19

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:25

Oh gosh. I guess you could try either wrapping them in toilet paper or getting a lid for your trashcan.

Comments

wrathofthefist 5

Thursday 4 September 2014 4:40

I know that feel. I lost 2 balls for my septum. One went down my bathroom sink, the other is lost somewhere in my car.

TJWEIS 9

Thursday 4 September 2014 5:10

that's nothing, try screwing in a tongue piercing then talk to me about difficult

tadale 10

Thursday 4 September 2014 5:39

I know the feeling. I'm always losing those little balls.

LaLaVee13 6

Thursday 4 September 2014 6:10

Why is it open?! Nasty!

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Thursday 4 September 2014 6:22

I recommend soap and hot water.

cece23_fml 10

Thursday 4 September 2014 8:17

I heard red is "in".

hystericsky 11

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:31

I had the same problem with one of my lip balls except it dropped into a bucket of bleach... I soaked it in saline for like 3 months and set it to the side and never wore it again because I have really really bad anxiety about chemicals..

RachaelAnna92 3

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:35

Screwing the ball onto a lip ring is the task from hell! it is harder then banging your head against a brick wall! I have lost many a ball to my lip ring.

Jjtacos 5

Friday 5 September 2014 2:27

YDI, that's what you get for being nasty,you should've wrapped it up. How are you gunna leave your dirty pad just wide open for everyone to see?Your disgusting! OP has some unsanitary hygiene habits. Parent fail, sibling fail,significant other fail,sex ed fail. so many fails!!! someone should've told you long ago to wrap that up. That's how you attract bears! Your whole camp would be mauled by bears!