By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
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LadyClarik 8

At least it wasn't written in shit....

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robc32ca 4

reach in and grab you can always wash your hands

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Has anyone Shitty Situationed this FML yet?

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HannahForbesxo 13

Well, since nobody has actually said it yet, I will. OP, that's a shitty situation. Awwww yeeeaaah.

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Sacurason 0

You're late. Check the replies to the first post ;)

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OMG_LOL0112 0

Well while that sucks for you. You sort of deserve it for not getting them to start with. As long as you cleaned you hand properly it wouldn't have been any problem.

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GlittersL 0

Yeah I kind of thought this too. Unless the toilet was really dirty to start with I don't see why OP needed to "get something" to get them out. But who knows!

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sara_saturday 5

agreed. it really isn't any grosser than changing a diaper. you just power through and then clean your hands!!

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ZiplockP 0

Eeeeewwwww 54...you are one nasty ho. I can't even think of a insult because I am about to vomit after reading "just power through and then clean your hands"

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Bobissmall 13

I can't even think of words to describe how full on retard you just went #65 =/

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Anteezy 7

You have to go through some shit before you can find the key to anything.

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Sniper3000 0

this reminds me of the fml wen somebody dropped their keys and id(I think) in the toilet. but unlucky 4 her it was an automatic.

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ShyAnn29 14

that's why I don't really like automated toilets

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horrorfreak79nj 2

If it helps, I bet the person who did it was fat. Fat people usually have piss-poor attitudes & little consideration for others (probably cuz they're fat.). Just punch all the fat girls you work with in the face. You'll find her sooner or later ...

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LilysTillie 7

Troll much? Once you're old enough to know how the real world works, you'll see jerks come in all shapes and sizes. Judging by your dislike of overweight people, I'm assuming you're not which just proves my point, because clearly you are an ass!

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LilysTillie 7

Ummm...maybe stop being a princess & just use your hands? A little soap & water and you'd be as good as new. You will in all likelihood have to deal with things MUCH grosser than that in your life.

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AngelLove251987 0

I wonder if she going to use that lipstick again. if she does, that's nasty fhl

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myspacer117 0

should've used your hands. you can wash them. that's your own fault.

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