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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By sucksssssss - 28/01/2010 20:12 - France

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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Double trouble

By Trinity - 03/05/2022 00:01

Today, not only did I shit myself on my way to work, I left my house keys in the bathroom after I cleaned up. It's $90 to replace them. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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i'm not paid enough for this shit (and piss)

By Anonymous - 29/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady dropped her lipstick into the ladies' room toilet, which is out of order and won't flush. I had to reach in and pull it out amid human waste. She thanked me, then uncapped it, and put some on her lips. FML

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LadyClarik 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:12

At least it wasn't written in shit....

robc32ca 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:17

reach in and grab you can always wash your hands

Comments

surrealJC 4

Monday 18 July 2011 12:34

I know 55% of you won't agree when I say... women are dumb. we invented soap for a reason.

baseball4life101 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 23:26

That's awesome haha

alexdf_fml 1

Monday 21 November 2011 2:40

That's nothing. I've seen handcuffs dropped down port-o-potties.

newmandotcom 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 11:49

I have to say fake. Everybody knows that girls don't poop or fart. So either a guy did it and he had lipstick or this is just fake.

hizzlebox 0

Monday 6 February 2012 7:20

I don't understand why that person could have taken out your keys from the toilet and put them on the sink, and then took a shit.

bianchieiei 13

Friday 8 June 2012 14:16

Its not tat hard to drop sth into d toilet..i was checking in my pocket for my phone..i tot i lost it..when i got up,PLOP!guess wat dropped.ps im a girl

Shazam25 7

Tuesday 20 August 2013 8:45

Why not just grab the keys with your damn hands before someone takes a shit on them? You're in the bathroom, just fish them out and use the sink to rinse them off and wash your hands. No rocket science required and you don't have to fish through shit. Common sense.

sammyjo06 14

Monday 3 March 2014 3:22

Just grab the keys, squirt some soap on them and rinse off in the sink, then wash your hands with soap and water. Problem solved...Wow, though. Unless you took a long time to get your keys, that must've been a really quick in and out dump :X.